Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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