beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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