some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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