Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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