Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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