we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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