No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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