just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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