don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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