I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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