i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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