Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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