If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
