so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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