Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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