I don't remember. Are we still dating?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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