We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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