Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
