I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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