Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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