you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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