and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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