We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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