Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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