Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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