Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
there was a trapeze. enough said
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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