Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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