It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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