when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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