You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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