Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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