Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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