i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Randomize
