This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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