We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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