5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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