Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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