Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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