Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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