my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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