apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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