Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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