This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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