You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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