office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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