the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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