so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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