singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I supernannyed him into submission
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