I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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