I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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