i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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