How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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