im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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