Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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