I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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