I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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