Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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