That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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