This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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